Minsunger4lyf
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This is killing me omg.
So I recently went to my friend’s (we’ll call her A) house, and we were talking, having a good time. And then I mentioned that I wanted to wear a suit for my uncle’s wedding, but my dad said no because I’d look gay.
Now, literally everyone I know except my school friends are homophobic. Anyway, A said she recently talked to another friend about something and then she started talking about me. Now A’s friend said I was weird and shit according to her A’s friend said: “if she wasn’t religious, she’d be lesbian.” And since she doesn’t know, (and my mom was sitting within an ear shot) I had to restrain myself from busting out laughing because I am the most bisexual ass person ever.