I've worked in libraries in various capacities since high school, reading every interesting book that crosses the desk, foisting my favorites on patrons, and abusing interlibrary loan. 

I currently live in an enchanted cottage at the edge of the woods, where I can frequently be found speaking to the flora and fauna. Though it hasn't happened yet, I fully anticipate that some day they will reply, if only to tell me to stop badgering them.