What? Who are you, you stupid mud person? Have you not heard of me? I am Opal Koboi! The world's most gorgeous and evil pixie ever to live!

For those of you who do know me... Yes I'm back.

Now. Don't stare with your mouth hanging open or I'll have to hunt you down.

How did I get back you ask? Well. Foaly is not the only person who can build a clone.

Am I going to hunt Artemis Fowl down? Of course. In fact, I've already found him and his friends. It was all too easy. Really, he should not have made himself so vulnerable. All it took was a small search.

I have big plans for that Mud Boy and his despicable friend, Holly Short.

World domination. You make it sound so unattainable.