OMG BROOOO THE PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SEEN STARTED TALKING TO ME AND SHE SAW ME DRAWING BLOHSH AND SHE SAID SHE LIKES BILLIE EILISH AND THEN SHE GAVE ME HÈR NUMBER AND SAID SHE LIKES THE SONG LUNCH SO SHES GAY AND OMGGGGGGG IM GONNA ACTUALLY DIE SHES SO PRETTY HOW IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME ID LIKE TO THANK BLOHSH I WANNA THANK THE LESBIANS IN THE SKY I WANNA THANK WHATEVER FORCE KEPT ME FROM FAINTING ON THE SPOT I SWEAR IM IN LOVE
(I’ve known her for two days)