Neoncobra99

All the best vine quotes for you guys ( :
          
          
          Hey ma let me get yo number
          
          
          You stupid. No I'm not, What's nine plus ten?............... 21
          
          
          Hi.................Ok....
          
          
          In me mum's car, vroom vroom
          
          
          We had to wait a long periolladically time
          
          
          Jesus Christ!!!
          
          
          Bich whut?
          
          
          Bich where?!?!
          
          
          A potato flew around my room before you came
          
          
          ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!
          
          
          What?!?!?!?
          
          
          IM GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!
          
          
          Get the fuck down from there!!!  Do it you bitch!!!!
          
          
          I had the sudden urge to stick a turkey leg inside my pussy
          
          
          
          WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?
          
          
          Something came in the mail today...........................Deez Nuts.    Ha!   goteeem!!!
          
          
          
          
          ........................................(whispers) I'm going to kill you.        Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(runs away).    No stop, I didn't meen it!!!!
          
          
          
          GET UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
          
          
          AC130 ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          
          
          
          
          Did I miss any? Tell me
          
          
          
          
          

Quote of the day week one
          
          
          Movie: Kick Ass
          
          
          Deliverer: Dave Lezuski (Kick Ass)
          
          
          Quote: f**k you Mr.Bitey!!!
          
          
          

New story out and new chapter of The Day After The End coming tonight 

There once was a woman from cue,
          
          She filled her vagina with glue,
          
          She said with a grin, if they pay to get in,
          
          They'll pay to get out of it too
          
          
          
          
          
          (You're welcome)
          
          Also "cue" is a place in Australia 

I........Drink........Your......... MILKSHAKE!!!

# 1 sick burn to say before you fight someone:        N I'm sorry for your loss.         "What loss?"        This one
          
          
          You're welcome.

Do you know Who sees you without eyes?............ Kenshi................Kenshi does, and he's always watching.

Chapter 4 should be out by Monday at the latest 

I will most likely be posting a new story along with my current one, keep tabs if you want to read it.
          
          Or not.
          
          You don't have to. 
          
          Your choice.
          
          You should though.

The new chapter of my book is out now. Nuff said