Right, now I'm not very interesting. 

I don't write, no actually, it's not even that I don't write, it's that I can't. 

But I can read. And if you have something, anything actually, that you would like me to read, go for it and tell me. Seriously, pm or message board, just let me know. I can offer constructive criticism, comments or even just read something for the hell of it. Ok? Ok. 

That's all I've got to say, not very interesting, remember?