I write fanfics because I love music, drama, and is slightly more socially acceptable than confessing I'd marry Julian Casablancas on the spot if given the chance. At this point, I'm basically running on coffee and delusion. 

Writing helps me process life, feelings, and the fact that my soulmate is probably a rockstar who doesn't know I exist. It's fine. I'm fine.

I've been writing forever but only recently found the nerve to share it with actual humans. So if you're here reading it... thanks for making that less terrifying.

I'm just here to have fun, make a little mess, and connect with other people who also lie awake at night imagining alternate universes where our favorite artists actually text back.

So yeah, welcome. Come for the fanfic. Stay for the delusions.

There's wine in the fridge and fanfic in the drafts. I'll be over here screaming into a Google Doc.


🎯🍓 🏳️‍🌈⃤ 🍓🎯


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