what up, im not jared, im not 19 and i did learn how to f*cking read.
I WRITE
~ pansexual ~
yeah that's about it
sorry
I like proper grammar. It makes me happy. Though making words go is hard and I understand that (prayers for the few times autocorrect is helpful)
Feel free to message me, and I freely admit that I'm terrible at updating regularly. I promise that I have not died, I just don't like updating from my phone (to those people who've been reading Reflective Consequences, I'm sorry. It'll be back).
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A short story written like a poem.
A love story about two girls.
That's about it. It's less than 500 words...
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Society has changed. Humans, have changed. Drastically. They've become stronger, faster, and are doing things...
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