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GUYS IN CLASS TODAY MY TEACHER SAID “Where do you think we’ll be in ten years?” AND I INSTINCTIVELY REPLY “Dead, hopefully.” LOUDER THAN I MEANT TO AND EVERBODY HEARD!
          
          I honestly forgot I wasn’t on the internet and it isn’t socially acceptable to make suicide jokes in class oops

If I had a nickel ever time I got a crush on a cool older teenager in one of my drama groups, only to find out that their like, 18, and a classmate or friend of my older sister, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

That feel when you come out to your little sister and find out that she was absolutely convinced you were a non-binary lesbian. Anyway so she’s bi, thats cool

My mom and my sister might have corona so we’re all self isolating, point being, I’m not going out today, I’m not seeing anyone today, I’m literally just staying home and trying to stay up to date on school work.
          
          So tell me why I have put together an absolutely stunning, incredibly elaborate and slightly uncomfortable outfit for this day of doing literally nothing?

Did anyone else ever watch those Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared videos on YouTube? If not I highly recommend them. They’re like this creepy, demented version of children’s TV show and everyone in the comments is talking about how it scarred them so much as a child…….. but like… I am technically a child and I think they’re the funniest shit ever. Like a watched it with my sister and she was awkwardly laughing in confusion while I was just in complete hysterics

I woke up at four in the morning last night because this fuckin Halloween decoration went off randomly. 
          
          So we have this black pumpkin thing where it’s meant to be if you stand in front of it, it plays this recording of like a spooky laugh and some spooky music and at some point it got left out in the rain but we took it in again and it seemed to be working just fine but it randomly started playing the laugh and the music repeatedly at four in the morning over and over again. I couldn’t switch it off, and I had to full on take out the batteries before it would shut up.

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WIFEYYYY WHAT ART THOU?

HELLO HUBBY (if so you desire to be @Glittercat34 and my hubby or whatever you wish to be called) I! BASICALLY A FUCKING PARASITE SO HAVE FUN WITH THAT! BYEEEE HAVE A LOVELY DAY!!!