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I was pinkie pie for Halloween :3 I met ANOTHER PINKIE PIE and also TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

Guys I’m so excited for Halloween!!, except for the fact that my mother will not let me buy my Halloween costume. So I’m going to search up pipe bomb instructions on her phone 36 times as payback because I’m the perfect daughter and I love her so so so so so so much!!! :3

Guys this is so. Important. maya tried to talk to her ex wife about deltarune and her ex wife did not want to hear about it and she’s still sad about it

Ik like no one cares but 
           I finally got steam to work and download stuff like weeks ago and now I have the deltarune demo!!! :3 
          and I have spent 14 hours on it (don’t ask why it’s so long I just wanted to listen to music) anyway I’m at the part with the car puzzle with the yellow car and pink/red?? Car and I CANT DO IT. BERDLY WAS RIGHT :(( IM STUPID I’m seriously about to do the weird route out of rage >:[ 
          If only steam could download the sims 4 so then I could make a sim named berdly and kill him 76 times over… *sigh*… /j -mama :3

If summer comes here and asks why our pfp is ‘the fuckass dinosaur’ I’m gonna frown really big because I’m too dehydrated to cry
          SUSIES NOT THE FUCKASS DINOSAUR :((

I'm missing hhalf my ribs. Hope you guys needed to know that. Oh yaaj this is maya btw.

I have surgery in 5 DAYS I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared what if the people giving me surgery like take all my organs and replace them with uhhhhhhh balloons idk 
          if I don’t say anything here by august 10th I’m either dead or I forgot my password oki uhhh this is maya signing out baiii (I’m not actually signing out dw)

we've been here for 2 YEARS it's the gay month again so now it's been 2 years omg....time passes so fast liksonjc I'm so happy that I've been here (and also on AO3) reading about girls kissing... (=θωθ=)
          
          oh yeah and summef was here too, also reading about girls kissing and Sasha and people with blonde hair ↖(^ω^)↗ but shhhh I never said that okii? 
          └(^o^)┘

i love getting on wattpad for the first time in 1 thousand years only to realize maya didnt check the notifications for the whole entirety of December so now we have 124 notifications and 100 are from a multi-fandom oneshot collection i saved....

Hey does anyone wanna be the Hecate to my azura? (Yea ik I have the best rizz ever I used to be called the rizzler of Oz /j) -maya :3