Hello my beautiful people! It is I, the useless piece of shit- wait... 
*Yoongi walks in and smack the back of my head before handing me a new script he wrote* 
Mmm... *scans the paper and blushes* W-Well.. I won't repeat this exactly, but hello. My name is Oliver. I'm single current... but TO GIVE A BIT OF INFO:
I'm a Taurus.
I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and hot Asian men.
ANYWAY~ If you wanna read shit books, stay for a while. If ya leave, 
*Jimin walks in holding a jar of strawberry jam* 
Then you'll end up like this bitch. * takes the jar from him* Fucking Jamless. So enjoy~