Ah yes, Planet Fiction. No, We do not provide you with Pluto and Saturn starting a relationship and getting star children. Instead, We goof around about funny story ideas and decide to live our Author lives (That our father's crushed) and publish them to the world. 

We will notify who writes what story, By giving them an asigned planet.
For such, I, The one writing and informing this, Am Mars.

Goodluck surviving our weird stories.. :')