Yo oh Yo oh...a pirate's life for me!
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Drink me hearties yo oh!



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I promise to remember sans when someone makes a joke,

I promise to remember Papyrus when someone makes spaghetti,

I promise to remember Undyne whenever I feel brave,

I promise to remember Toriel when making a pie,

I promise to remember Napstablook whenever I feel like garbage,

I promise to remember Mettaton when I'm on stage,

I promise to remember Asgore whenever I'm around flowers,

I promise to remember Flowey whenever I call someone an idiot,

I promise to remember Omega Flowey when someone tries to scare me,

I promise to remember Asriel whenever I cry,

I promise to remember Frisk when making a poker face,

I promise to remember Chara whenever I really want to fight someone,

True Undertale fans would repeat this. Others will not. Stay determined my child.

Normal people say get rekt; We say get dunked on.

Normal people say "Go to Hell"; We say "Kids like you should be burning in Hell".

Normal people say "Do you wanna go?" ; We say "Do you wanna have a bad time?".

Normal people are afraid of monsters in their closets; We are protected by ours.

Normal kids watch cartoons; We watch Anime.

Normal people think computers are for the instant message; We think they're for programming robots.

Normal people will ignore this. Undertale fans will repeat it.

This is the Undertale oath. Good Night.