Hi, I have been on Wattpad for however long now and am just starting to write actually interesting things, so please keep any bad thoughts about my writings to yourselves. Or not, you know. Creative criticism and stuff. Thank you.
Uhhh, there's not much to tell about me except that I'm the easiest person you could make laugh, or scare. So, yeah. That's really all I have to say. Because I am boring.
Oh, yeah! Apparently I'm a strawberry. That can type.
(Procrastinate like pros!)
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║97% of you won't post this. When
║Jesus died on the cross he was
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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the trinity God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
Then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
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BROFIST ...........
Put this on your page if you are a part of Pewdiepie's BroArmy!!!
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ProcrastinatorPro
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