"The best of us can find happiness in misery." -Fall Out Boy

Bloodborne is my aesthetic. 

Bo Burnham is my spirit animal.

My favorite foods are metaphors and the like.

And virgins write the best smut~


Hey Internet gremlins and trolls alike, P. F. here. Read my stories or don't. I care not. If you do, I love you. And if you don't, I still love you. Even though I don't know you. Cause why the fuck not?