R1CH1ESBITCHIE

SOMEONE WAS SHOOTING OFF A GUN INSTEAD OF LIGHTING FIREWORKS OUTSIDE OF THE PLACE WE'RE STAYING FOR SUMMER. 
          	
          	(Staying with a moms friend in Florida.) 

R1CH1ESBITCHIE

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LMAO MY BEST FRIEND JUST SENT ME A TIKTOK THAT GOES:
          
          "If you ain't lighting fireworks, then where the fuck you attttt?" And I replied to her mindlessly with a voice clip of:
          
          "Doing your mom, because I'm tired of this bull-shatttt"  <3 

stars4mercury

@R1CH1ESBITCHIE this is why i follow you
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pan_and_proud03

@R1CH1ESBITCHIE BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH-
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R1CH1ESBITCHIE

DO YOU EVER HATE SOMEONE, BUT THEN THEY DO SOMETHING SO LIKEABLE? 
          
          I WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF SUM MY STEPFATHER SAID, AND TO APOLOGIZE HE BRINGS ME A WILD CHERRY HARD MTN DEW. 

bzrnmybones

@darlinginthefranx009 THIS IS MY NEW ACCOUNT BTW
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pan_and_proud03

@R1CH1ESBITCHIE oop- i can relate to that tho
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R1CH1ESBITCHIE

MY MOM CAME IN MY ROOM, GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE HER ASS DECIDED TO NOT KNOCK ON HER UNDERAGE BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE CHILD, NOT GIVING THEM ANY BOUNDARIES AT ALL. 
          
          AND THEN WHEN I GOT JUMPY SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO CHECK MY SEARCH HISTORY LIKE I WAS DOING SOMETHING?

Balance376

@R1CH1ESBITCHIE Sounds like my mom.
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R1CH1ESBITCHIE

@mygreatbigballs nope, had to go back home cause of the fourth. 
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R1CH1ESBITCHIE

I just came up with a VERY inappropriate rap verse.
          
          "See that vagina? Eat it up, this a diner." (diner you'd say like die-na.) 

MilkThyMilkrrs

@R1CH1ESBITCHIE u better delete this before cardi B finds it
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