⫘ perspicxcious.

Robin Hood: "I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid!"
          
          Merry Men: "What he's basically saying is that he likes to get-"
          
          Robin Hood: "Paid!"
          
          
          I'm crying bro Shrek has more adult jokes than I thought 

Istg I literally DO NOT get some people when they're going to pry us with the
          
          "Do you have a boyfriend yet?"
          
          "When are you getting married?"
          
          "Do you plan on having kids?"
          
          "But you'll be lonely without a partner! But you won't be happy without kids!"
          
          "Get married, you're getting old!"
          
          Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Please.
          
          We're getting old so we should have a partner and kids, huh? Does marriage stop aging? Does having kids stop aging? Because from what I know, it only makes aging worse.

TRYING TO COME UP WITH ALL MIGHT IN YOUR OWN ARTSTYLE IS SO HARD WHAT
          
          I can draw Toshinori Yagi in my artstyle... All Might is the problem... ☠️

I CANNOT WITH MY MATH TEACHER, HELLO???
          
          (This was during the first day of school)
          I was just in the classroom, being bored like usual because I wasn't doing anything, my math teacher was in the 8th grader's class, introducing their first math topic, next thing you know, this guy rushes back and calls for me, then he proceeded to draw a Cartesian Plane onto the board, then he asked: "I forgot what this was called, what is this?"
          
          I just went "A Cartesian Plane..." without even being sure if I was right ☠️✌️
          
          Then my math teacher just goes "Yes! That, Cartesian Plane." 
          
          Then bro runs back to the other classroom.
          
          
          
          I can't be THAT good in math, am I? He actually asked me for help like what :broken heart:

Gosh, I do not remember half of the people I used to follow
          
          Help :broken heart:

I wanna change my theme again
          
          Should we go for an Aroace Shōta Aizawa
          (Making the pfp from a manga panel is going to take forever, though. Sighs.)
          
          I'd love All Might as a theme but I don't think he'd be anywhere in the Pride category tbh :shrug:
          
          I guess I'll just try All Might next month

I love capybaras sm

I've watched Despicable Me 2 hundreds of times and I only realized just now what this part of the movie was implying:
          
          Agnes: "I know what makes you a boy."
          
          *Gru turns, concerned.*
          
          Gru: "You do...?"
          
          Agnes: "Your bald head."
          
          *Gru sighs in relief.*
          
          
          I'M CRYING 

Mom lost her job.
          
          She's getting replaced by A.I. along with a few other workers.
          
          Shit.

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          ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Wattpad deleted my previous main account, which was RileysaysNoToDonuts. The deletion was sudden and I wasn't given a warning nor a reason why.
          
          This is my main now.