KeithTheconspirator

Look, Rob, you know my feelings for you... But your stories and theories just aren't as complex as mine, you have to admit it. Your stupid 'Venus' Theory is no match for my "Jupiter" Theory.

KeithTheconspirator

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@RobTheTheorist Oh I am sorry Rob, did I hurt your rock hard pride you arrogant pr*ck. I didnt realise everything you say is true. Your venus theory makes no sense, Jupiter makes so much more sense you dumb f**k
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RobTheTheorist

@KeithTheconspirator How dare u say my theory is stupid, it is the most in depth accurate theory that has ever come to the platform of Wattpad. No one, and I mean no one has ever tried to insult The Great Rob Perigrunt!
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KeithTheconspirator

@KeithTheconspirator Whoops guys. I meant to send this as a private message to Rob. Everyone just ignore this please!
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SouredWard

I love you (right account this time guys!)

KeithTheconspirator

@RobTheTheorist You're theories pale in the epicness of mine.
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RobTheTheorist

@FyreTube Tell me something I don't know :D
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SouredWard

Well that's just understandable.
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SouredWard

Yo, stay strong brotha/sista. You've been a huge inspiration to me, I've been following you since the start of your fantastical career.

RobTheTheorist

@FyreTube Yes, without me here, I would worry about the fate of the world.
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SouredWard

I'm glad there is someone out there telling the flat world about the flat world!
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DreamCatcher_NH_

Welcome to Wattpad! 

DreamCatcher_NH_

@RobTheTheorist Good luck with your theorising!
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DreamCatcher_NH_

@RobTheTheorist Well thank you for sharing, I would never have thought about these deeper meanings otherwise. It gives a whole new perspective on what I write. 
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