Paul

IF YOU WANT IT, HERE IT IS, COME AND GET IT. YOUD BETTER HURRY CUZ ITS GOING FAST

“John beat his wife!” Nobody gives a shit bozo

I had to move to a new Instagram account due to Lucy stalking me and my friend and constantly posting about us and telling people we “copy” everyone’s art when we don’t. If she’s gonna be a clown she better go back to the circus where she belongs XD 
          Anyway the new acc is @_sirmccartney_

Sometimes I forget that I put “John Lennon” as my name on my Bible app and when I get a notification from it it’ll say something like “hey, John Lennon! Read this verse!” And I think to myself “what the fuck.”

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