Ayo, welcome to my page!
I haven't touched this website in a literal decade, and for the first time in ages I feel ready to actually write something to completion. 
Here are some rapid fire things you should know about me:
All pronouns enby, rabid capitaIism hater, soft Dungeon Master (DND, obvs) proud parent, loving partner, rock collector, nature admirer, history buff, trivia lover, massive nerd, bread enjoyer, occult fascinated, cosmos loving tax evader. Last one's a joke. 
Seriously, IRS, please don't investigate me for I am innocent. 

Descriptors aside, here are the genres I love that you'll see me write in:
High and low fantasy, most punk science fiction, space sci-fantasy, horror, romance hybridized with any of the aforementioned genres, and annoying hypermeta commentary. 

That's the end of my bio for now! If you like my vibes, mwah love you!
If you dislike my vibes, leave.
If you're on the fence, your perspective is founded on valid feelings but you ought to pick a side soon.