SP00derFL00F

Dear creators of moshi monsters, 
          	Why are you making me simp for a hat? This is not okay, I do not consider myself attracted to inanimate objects, why have you done this to me? Do you know what you are doing? Is it deliberate? Have many fallen for the charm of this unfairly attractive hat like I have? Is this a way to say merch? In that case, can you actually make some more merch of him? 
          	'Kay thanks! -Spoods

SP00derFL00F

Dear creators of moshi monsters, 
          Why are you making me simp for a hat? This is not okay, I do not consider myself attracted to inanimate objects, why have you done this to me? Do you know what you are doing? Is it deliberate? Have many fallen for the charm of this unfairly attractive hat like I have? Is this a way to say merch? In that case, can you actually make some more merch of him? 
          'Kay thanks! -Spoods

SP00derFL00F

More of the lesbian bugs. Plus they have a gorgeous mtf orchid mantis friend now, so kawaii desu!

SP00derFL00F

@L0WK3Y_0TT0 ooh!! Wait that's so peak omg
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L0WK3Y_0TT0

@SP00derFL00F ghost mantis?
            Just a suggestion
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demenciacrazylizard

I'm reading melantonina rn by catsdontdraw and it's so well written but... man I really really am trying to enjoy the smut but ITS TWO MEN. And it's so detailed. Nothin up to the imagination where I can even begin to imagine that they're women. I... I'm so sad....

demenciacrazylizard

Oh. My. God. That was a lot. Melantonina and Alraune are NOT for the weak
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SP00derFL00F

I hate the Happy tree friends fandom. 
          And like Happy tree friends has been one of my favourite fandoms for the last like 8-ish years. 
          And Not even in a "haha this fandom is kinda annoying" way, like how I feel with tadc. 
          No, I despise the fanbase I hope it burns.

SP00derFL00F

@demenciacrazylizard I find it hilarious that it's always petunia and flaky that get oversexualised too. 
            Like 1l If you watch the episode "put your back into it" petunia is literally layered tf up in clothing of her own choice btw.  
            And 2. She's a germaphobic neat freak, she doesn't want filth touching her. 
            
            And for flaky, Their gender remains a joke even the show takes advantage of (Ep: Something fishy) and half of the fanbase would lose interest in oversexualising them if they realised this
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demenciacrazylizard

@SP00derFL00F I don’t wanna get slimed out by fictionkins or seem like homophobic or trans/xeno/neophobic or whatever, but it’s like… genuinely not that serious. If seeing someone diss your kin, or ship themselves with your fictiromance, is making you viscerally upset, you need mental help. Like not even to be mean it’s just concerning that people think that it’s normal to be like that. It’s free use intellectual property bruv
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Princesslittlecuty

I panicked and thought it wasn't you for a good sec-
          anyway I found this!
          https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ey6g0T9AdVI

Princesslittlecuty

@SP00derFL00F Glad you liked it! Rn I've been watching dance birds-
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SP00derFL00F

@Princesslittlecuty yeah sorry lol, profile redecorating haha! 
            And omg, that video was peak. 
            Like I'm a raging royalteeth shipper but omigawd that gave me CHILLS
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SP00derFL00F

No need to fear guys, life will remain good so long as my lashes are long, lustrous and coated in mascara

SP00derFL00F

@demenciacrazylizard my username is spooderfloof I am the unofficial official king/queen/monarch of the spooders. You dare use my brethren against me
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