""And for the final commandment" spoke God in his deep and slightly arousing voice, "Love thy neighbour"
"HA!  GAY!" roared Moses" -The NooNoo Testament

Yes, this is the kind of sh*t Mark writes.

Welcome one and all to the official Sacrilege Stories Wattpad page.
We are a small team of ex-Christians with nothing better to do than take the absolute piss out of a f*cking book.

We are:
Luke, the figurehead and all-round f*ck-boi (Is actually a woman)
Matthew, head of social media and team mom (Is also a woman)
Mark, the writer and the only person who actually works (And also the only man, but may as well be a woman)

Our stories will contain: nudity, french, SACRILEGE, Jesus, gayness and Luci

A shoutout to our biggest fans: the Father, the Son and the Holy Goats 


By Mark






P.S. John is a Wanker