I'm the Lamp-Man.

Who ever heard of such a strange thing as a Lamp and a Man?

Is it a Lamp that is also a Man? Is it a Man that is also a Lamp? A rather strange figure, that Lamp-Man.

Does he go about his day doing Lamp things? Or does he go about his day doing Man things?

What things should that strange Man write about, that Lamp-Man?

[Crap, apparently.]