I just look a guy up and down and say,
Hey...HOW YOU DOIN?
I'm a crazy, teen girl, commonly known as Garguy(I'm a girl, though). 😁😎
My hobbies are reading and eating and watching cricket🏏
MI all the way, fellas!
❤️ Harry Potter
❤️ Percy Jackson
❤️ Maze Runner
❤️ Hunger Games
❤️ Divergent
❤️ Mortal Instruments
❤️ The Fault In Our Stars
❤️ Disney
❤️ The Big Bang Theory
❤️ Brooklyn Nine-Nine
❤️ Friends
❤️ New Girl
❤️ Shawn Mendes
❤️ One Direction
❤️ 5 Seconds of Summer
❤️ Imagine Dragons
❤️ Taylor Swift
❤️ Kane Williamson
❤️ MS Dhoni (Going to miss him so damn much now that he has retired 😢)
💔 Twilight (I hate it...but if I have to choose... #TEAMJACOB)
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter⚡
"With great power comes a great need to take a nap"
- Nico Di Angelo, Percy Jackson🔱
"I say more dumb things before 9 am than most people say all day,"
- Chandler Bing, Friends 👭👫👬
"I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...hi. How ya doin'?"
- Flynn Rider, Tangled⭐
"Sarge, with all due respect I'm going to completely ignore what you just said."
- Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine 👮
"Great! I'm bloody inspired!"
- Newt, The Maze Runner 😍
"People cry because they are sad. I cry because people are stupid and that makes me sad"
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory💥
"Nick Miller - Turning lemonade into lemons since 1987."
- Nick Miller, New Girl 👩
"BONE?!?!?! "
- Captain Raymond Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine 👮
"I simply ooze niceness, Perry Johansson."
- Mr. D, Percy Jackson 🔱
Last but not the least, the most relatable quote for Wattpad -
"But they don't know that we know they know we know!"
- Phoebe Buffay, Friends 👭👫👬
If you are still here, do check out my books Joke Book and Cupid's Rhombus anytime you need a laughter therapy. 😁
Give a follow coz I am DA BOMB 😜
BAZINGA!👩👫👭👭👫👬
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Dec 04, 2020 10:38AM
CHAPTER 25 OUT! VOTE AND COMMENT PLZ ❤️❤️https://www.wattpad.com/story/192060248View all Conversations
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