Just to start:
A) All writers on this profile are in fact girls (Yes, sandwich makers in guy land)

B) We're all currently still in school being taught by monkeys and women who need to know that at 800 it is no longer appropriate to wear mini-skirts

C) Nearly all of us are outcast social rejects, that seem to form a group of our own

And lastly D) Dan (me) writes the majority of interviews and is the owner of this account. Just if you wanted to know who was typing/talking to you

With that cleared up I'll introduce the writers, members and general pain in the backs; 

Dan: Blonde as Barbie on the inside and on the outside, but no idiot. (Sometimes) I have no sense of smell and no common sense. I love rock music and write because I love it. I get led on way to easy and have no confidence, yet I manage to make a fool of myself in public nearly every day.

Friar: A total leader and loud mouth much to our arch-enemies chagrin. She has a love of painting nails and anything nautical and dresses up for anything, even going for a walk. With a boyfriend of six months she happens to be loved up and glued to her phone (He lives about an hour or two away) 

Eloise: Emo with insanely good music taste. (according to me) In love with VW's and other such things. She also happens to be really tall and have the best converse/Dr. Martin shoe collection out of all of us. She also happens to be the youngest out of all of us which means she's the last to be an adult.

Miller: She's had more guys then all of us can remember or count on one hand and apart from the occasional moment she doesn't act like that much of a slag. She absolutely loves her baby cousin and has some crazy dreams for the future, but she knows what she wants and tries to get it.

Ellie: One of the funniest people and most talented at drawing Spongebob and Patrick. She knows everyone and anyone and could get along with a stranger. She's so random and never really gets into any arguments because she pulls faces instead.