My specialities are:
· method acting (in a weird way)
· worrying too much
· barking back at my dog when he barks at me
· writing books, getting praise, and leaving them on hold for an entire year
· falling in love with fictional characters, often characters I made myself
· crying on cue
· memorizing entire Broadway musicals while forgetting my own lines for any play I'm in
· making lists
· puns
· exploiting my own mental instability
· toast