❝The name is Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221b Baker Street.❞

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I assume that you're here owing to the fact that you are in need of my help. Well, you need not search any further, for you've reached my profile. Simply state your case and I will take it.. if it isn't boring, of course.

I am a consulting detective, the only one in the world - I invented the job. I work with my flatmate and best friend, doctor John Watson.

Anyone who knows me will probably call me arrogant, rude, stuck-up, obnoxious, an arsehole. Rightfully so.. However, I WILL solve your murder and am indeed better than the police. Just ask Gavin Lestrade.

❝Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.❞

Did I mention, I am not a psychopath. I am a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research and know the difference, if it isn't too much trouble.

-dramatically turns up coat-collars and walks away- Laterz.

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username is sheriockholmes - capital i. thank you.