Speedy_the_Random

Favorite answering machine message on my phone: “don’t microwave the foil. Okay, bye”
          	
          	Like dude. I’m not microwaving the aluminum.

Speedy_the_Random

Speedy_the_Random

@Robinboi hey, and yeah, I’ve been taking a bit of a break from Wattpad recently 
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Robinboi

@Speedy_the_Random we haven't talked in a while
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Speedy_the_Random

They really made the new Spider-Man title Tom Holland proof, huh? Like he can leek it and nobody will even believe him.

Speedy_the_Random

@Wolfiel257 Yes, exactly. But they doubt too. Anyway, I think they released the official one today.
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Wolfiel257

HI SPEEDY and won’t that like make people think everything is the title @Speedy_the_Random
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Speedy_the_Random

Happy Corporate Chocolate Day!

Robinboi

@Speedy_the_Random I just like telling my friends happy valentines day while indirectly mocking them of how single they are
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Speedy_the_Random

@Robinboi lmao I like making emo Valentine’s Day cards about how nothing is really in the spirit of what Valentine’s Day is supposed to be
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Speedy_the_Random

I don't know if I dare do it but... I just thought of writing fan fiction where the couple is.... heterosexual? Like there's a guy and a girl and they date or like each other. I'm so confused but I wanna do it.

Speedy_the_Random

Oh it’s possible... maybe
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Robinboi

@Speedy_the_Random You're too gay speedy. straightness is impossible for us
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Speedy_the_Random

@Robinboi I tried but it was so hard to write like wtf? Straightness shouldn’t be hard to write but like it was so I gave up
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Speedy_the_Random

Random thoughts:
          
          Everything I do on Wattpad is gay. All the books I read... all the ones I write... like this is why I came here but I didn’t realize just how... anyway.
          
          Second do any of you have any fic ideas?
          
          Third: man it’s weird when someone you know but you don’t know if they know you follows you. Like on anything. For example my cousin followed me on my ~hidden~ Instagram account unknowingly. I didn’t even know he had it. It’s happened here on Wattpad too but I’m less sure about if that one knows. 
          
          Anyway, happy murder day :)

moonsmagoons

@Speedy_the_Random I haven't been on since October 15th I think
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Speedy_the_Random

@MWarfield how long have you not been on Wattpad?? And umm no? Cause you just published one. 
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Speedy_the_Random

Hey guys,
          
          So I’ve recently been reading about Rick’s failure’s in representation in many matters. I learned about a lot of stereotypes that have been made in fan art, cannon, and fan fiction. 
          
          I have bordered on some of these and am considering either doing a lot of editing or deleting the parts of the story or stories that do this. 
          
          I wanted to formally apologize for my ignorance and hope to do better in the future.
          
          -Speedy

Xx_Ocean-Eyes_xX

Wait you like Camren AND Percy Jackson??

Xx_Ocean-Eyes_xX

@Speedy_the_Random ok wait sorry, I just saw on your profile that you do, so like at this point, plEASE JUST MARRY ME OK
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Xx_Ocean-Eyes_xX

@Speedy_the_Random Omg please be mY FRIEND!!! Also p.s do you like Harry Potter too???
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Speedy_the_Random

@Xx_Ocean-Eyes_xX  yes! And I like a ton of other stuff but I’m just not affiliated with them within Wattpad (if that makes any sense).
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