I love the plot of the story (Resist him if you can), it's progression, EVERYTHING. But this writing is way too whacky. I mean, crazy is good, within a particular limit. The characters in this story know no bounds and frankly, that's quite obnoxious. Maybe tone it down a bit? I think you totally could make this an e-book available on Amazon (or other distributers) if the WEIRD was toned down. I know this book was supposed to highlight the weird in the characters but this is abnormal. A down to earth, relatable story line just can't go with over the top writing. Otherwise, I love your story! I'd definitely recommend it to people!