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So Satan, Lucifer's father passed away about 300 years ago and Lucifer has taken over the crown.
Lucifer is a lonely piece of shit but lacks the initiative to look for a companion, so instead he has one built. In Hell there are few celebrities but among those is Ayuriel (Ah - you - ree - el), rumor is he had been cast from heaven and lives as a shapeless spirit. Spirits are at the disadvantage of being easy to trap, so Lucifer trapped him and took him to get a body with straight "God can't make me fall in line" energy...
This is a little bit of a story I'm working on. Any opinions?