╰☆╮PUBLISHED STORY ╰☆╮
ͼͽ Differentia ͼͽ

╰☆╮ UPCOMING  WATTPAD STORY ╰☆╮
❤ The Realist
❤ I wish
❤ A Hundred Letters to Juliet

About me :))))
Alright first of all...
I am a retired astronaut. I've been to Mars for 10 years. Source of food: Potatoe and sht
I've competed in the UFC professionally, I'm undefeated inside the octagon.
I can fly, no you can't see.
I'm Married to Joker. My biggest rival is Harly. >>.<<
I can sing very well, it's 97% likely that I've got much better rhythm than you do. 
I've already met the teenage version of your parents. hehe
I can answer the mysteries of the universe - just ask me.
I punched a shark in the face and made it cry.
When I was a kid, I single handedly built a time machine and stopped Hitler from winning WWII. Yea... you're welcome, world.
I was offered the Nobel Peace Prize over tenth times in my young adult life, but I do not enjoy media attention. For this reason I also won American Idol season 1, but they could not air the footage. 
I'm fireproof. 
I beat Stephen Hawking at The science fair.
I smell great. 
I'm awesome.
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P.S All of you guys are awesome too ^_^