Hey howdy hey. The name's Scrolllllock Home. I'm a detective. This is my Wattpad account where I will be uploading my fancy stories like "I Love Your Love". I am super duper fancy to the max. 
I could not solve cases without my buddy, Mr. Dr. Prof. Juanold Walbss. Between you and me, he's not fancy enough to have a Wattpad a la mode! (I don't really know what a la mode means, but it sounds pretty fancy.) 
If you want to check the stories of my life, check out the stories in my reading list. 
So, goodbye, I say.
-Scrolllllock Home
PS. I may be a fictional character. But that doesn't make me a fictional character does it? Aren't we all fictional characters? Isn't the world just a story waiting to be told, in which all of us are fictional characters to the authors?