* I'm old... older than the median in here... old enough to know and use words as 'median', but don't hold that against me... most of the time, I'm only human.  
* I have super powers and I'm not afraid to use them. So, be warned, if you're annoying, lying to my face or downright rude, I will kick your ass till the cows come home or just fry you with my brain waves. 
* I'm really not as bad as I may sound... but then again, it depends on who's listening. 
* I'm a nerd, a dork, a geek, a freak and in the words of the great Edgar Allan Poe, 'I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!'
* If you ask me to be your fan and/or read your work, be sure that most times, I will do so... I told you, I'm not that bad. 
* I like speaking my mind and that usually gets me in trouble, but most of the time I come out of it intact.
* I will read your work and comment on it. If I like it, I will tell you so. If I don't like it, I will tell you so as well, but be afraid not, I will not hurt your feelings. 
* I am full of contradictions and I like it this way. I'm stubborn but can change my mind if it’s worth it. 
* I like reading, writing, listening to music, watching movies and pretty much everything a normal person does, usually, I do it too. 
* I am one of those lucky and rare people who happen to have a job (still) and also love it. Yeah! Unfortunately, it takes a lot of my time, so, guys, if I'm late in replying to you or reviewing, do not skin me alive... it's not really worth the time, anyway.
* I happen to be a genius, so if you need help in saving the world, proof-reading your work, fixing your car, singing, baking cookies, flying your kite, stealing boats, eating pizza or performing open-heart operations, don't hesitate to give me a shout. 

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