Hi hello whatthefuk
There is no pretending. I love you. I'll love you to the day I die, and if there is a life after that, then I'll love you then too.
The only thing stronger than your craving for blood is your love for this one girl.
If I can not move heaven, I will raise hell. Sarcasm is the last refuge for the imaginatively bankrupt. I look better in black than the widows of my enemies. Sometimes, it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic remarks. We're badass, we break noses, and accept consequences.
Welcome to the Shadowhunters fandom, you should know the following:
-we call ourselves Shadowhunters
-we support gay rights bc Malec
-we have a fear of ducks
-everyone is 100% done with Jace's bullshit but we still love him
-don't touch Jace's mango's
-Herondale's are attractive
-Magnus is like our god of glitter
-AND NO WE ARE NOT CRAZY
I am a random British nerd obsessed with this app. *gives you internet cooke* 🍪
Don't expect regular uploads from me, I upload whenever the hell I feel like it. 🙂🙃 I am a professional fangirl. :)
I am obsessed with
The Vampire Diaries
Pretty Little Liars
Once Upon A Time
Harry Potter
The Amazing Spiderman
Stelena (OTPPPPP ♥️♥️♥️)
Rick x Evie from the mummy ♥️♥️😍😍
Shadowhunters (Clace is life!!! ♥️😍😭)
The mortal instruments (no words can describe Clace's perfection!
Lucifer: FREAKING DECKERSTAR 😭😍♥️)
Wherever the hell my random mind decides to take me.
-Alyssa
- Braiding Dumbledore’s beard.
- JoinedDecember 25, 2016
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