Marshmallow

Hey guys! I know it's been a... *really* long time. Unfortunately, I've lost access to both this account as well as my main, @jenndacat, after years of not using them--something that was not helped by 14-year-old me's brilliant idea to remove my email from both of my Wattpad accounts and make them completely impossible to access should the password need to be reset, all because I couldn't figure out how to disable email notifications. Whoops. Anyways, if anyone is interested in reading any of my current works, I've moved mainly to AO3 under the username @wrensoodles ! I'm not sure if I'll be posting any of my fics on this site, as I've mainly just created a new account to read fics, but I guess we'll see with time! Love you all! <3

It's been a whole year omg

YOOOO MY MOM FOUND OUT ABOUT MY TUMBLR AND SHE WANTS TO SEE WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKIN AT
          I mean I ain't been lookin at porn or anything but DAAAMN she gonna have to get used to quite a few things really fast

Ever get a haircut and realize you look like a white Dora the Explorer cause damn

Happy thanksgiving I guess

Gotta love it when you find out that your best friend never actually considered you to be their friend and have been calling you a fake bitch ♡

Alright, so I've seen people talking about Jungkook's car accident? Like, some people are basically shaming him for getting in the accident, and I just... I mean, come on. Everyone is making this huge deal out of it, but he took responsibility for it and (by what I've heard) agreed to pay the damages. No one was even injured in the crash, and the entire situation is pretty much straightened out at this point. Like, damn people. Stop getting your titties in a twist over everything, and quit making drama out of resolved situations.

Anyone else ever accidentally injure a child and have them screaming with you trying to calm them down, and then the parents come over and the child says, through tears, "We weren't playing, she hurt meeeeee" and absolute terror runs through your entire body
          Shit's fucking terrifying

Merry Halloween my dudes

Anyone else ever just like
          Accidentally knee themselves in the face while jumping on a trampoline
          Because DAMN that shit hurt