Go town a rabbit hole of looking through different jobs I could have with my ASVAB scores (AFQT was 95). Like not only could I repair stuff but I could deal with chemicals or explosives!!!— IT SOUNDS SO FREAKING SICK!
But also I've got the generic and stupid fears of death, boats, planes, heights, and driving. Just the whole shebang of the stupidest fears. And then... I could shoot stuff and mess with chemicals or explosives— Or even become a combat medic! Like all this stuff... It sounds freaking awesome. If my mom didn't hate the thought of me joining, I would be right there. Honestly, I'm glad I've yet to chat with recruiters, because they would totally get me to sign something.
I'm gonna end up joining and all of my friends will be totally confused by it.
I'm stupidly clumsy (also ADHD as heck-) but I'm smart enough to do calculus and stack on AP classes in various subjects. I'm smart enough nobody would expect it, but dumb enough for nobody to be shocked by it.