God, isnt annoying when it automaticly chooses male in the drop down menu? 

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Im a mad Russian teenage immigrant with a passion for cookies, cheese and most of all BOOKS.

Lovely, LOVELY books. 

I DID have an  account on here as Littleblackdress, BUT my computer went GAGA and deleted all cookies, exploding on itself for no apparent reason. Even now, some programmer down in Hell is swearing at it.



Anyway, it took down with it most of my passwords, photos and stories, not to mention all my very nice non-stalker internet friends trust. Oh how Ill miss all these random people IMing me for no apparent reason. 



Im actually serious here. Believe it or not, you can spend many fun afternoons pretending to be an eskimo on the internet.



What would the world do without cookies (real AND internet ones)?



Random Info overload:

Im more of a Cat person than a dog. Don't ask me why. Im trying to work it out myself. Im still grounded for that vase my cat broke. Just because I didnt share the tuna with 'Mummys little darling' for  once. There I am, peacefully reading The Book Thief, when the cat LEAPS onto the table, SLIDES along it, SMASHES into Mums favourite vase, gives me an Evil glare and struts off.

One day, I will hire an exorcist for it. NO Cat is THAT Evil.



My Favourite movie is Alice in Wonderland. The Cheshire Cat is the best charecter EVER. Why does Alice always get such nice dresses though??? And WHY IN WONDERLAND WOULD SHE LEAVE? They SO copied that bit from the Wizard of Oz. I mean WHY would you want to leave a land where you get PWETTY dresses, where Cats talk, and youre the Queens champion? WHY?



There is too many of my favourite books to list here. So Im not going to even mention it.



Oh noes. Running out of letters...........