the fungal visage above-mentioned, purveyor of prose and lover of lunacy, shall henceforth describe their dramatis persona thusly, in a multicellurar and exponentially messy list:

- eukaryote extraordinaire
- fabulous fungi
- marvellous mushroom
- miscellaneous mycelium
- armchair philosopher
- crouching-on-the-floor pundit
- sofa historian
- bed politician  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
- bedridden biochemist
- beyond and above thee
- woke af


<tseliot>

we are on top of the oozing pile of social puss.
we are the hollow men.
we are the stuffed men.
leaning together, slouching above a screen,
headdevice filled with memes: alas! allah! hallelujah! llama! amen!

</tseliot>


(refer: reference)