u wot m8? i'll rek u n e day m8

But in all seriousness, I am a literate young man with a profound interest in things. Thingy things. That are thingy.

Oi! You! Yeah you. Drop me a message if you want someone to read your stuff, cause I will, and I'll drop you some honest feedback. You know, with the whole "here's what's great" and "here's what's not so good" sides. People sayin' "Wow! This is great lolage!!!1!!" are about as useful and helpful as a foot with a fungal infection. It's my hope that my comments might help you to develop your writing for the better, or something motivational like that.

I love cringe inducing stuff too. If you find the written equivalent of pavement pizza please do tell. M8. Ennit.