Honorary Member: @Twilight_Epiphany (Twilight)
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C: Hi! Welcome to the joint account of @kNGT_fringed_gentian, @EliPH99, and @stxrry-nights (Celeste, Eli, and Saige). 
*crickets*
C: Okay, um, this account was sparked by a conversation we had involving unfair quizzes, curses, and killing characters. We don't actually kill... we just take pleasure in torturing our characters and audience.
*crickets*
C: So, we're not really doing anything other than being ourselves and having fun with friends. At least for now.
*more crickets*
C: Uhh... I'm just going to- *shoves mic at Eli*
E: Umm... hi? 
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E: This profile is where we shall be our real and weird selves .
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E: Uhhh... *nervous laughter* 
This is where we will be weird, kill off characters, and possibly collab. I won't be super active, but I'll try to come on when I can. *drops mic*
S: *Picks up mic* Thank you.
*crickets*
S: So uh, yeah, what they said. 
*crickets*
S: What? They already explained everything. *Shrugs*
C: *mumbles in background*
S: Ah, Celeste, you wanna say something? *Happily hands mic over*
C: *sighs* Yep, one last thing. We promise there will be no spam announcements. *glares at other two* Right? Only on occasion will we Rick roll and do Hamilton. Mostly, though, it will be important and relevant stuff.
S: Yeah. Things that we think are very important. For example, random ridiculous quotes society needs to know-
C: *grabs mic* That will happen once a week. Otherwise, we're hoping to be relatively quiet-
*crickets*
C: Er-yeah. That's all.

Your Murderous Authors,
Celeste, Eli, and Saige <3

P.S. Feel free to DM or email us at themurderousauthors@gmail.com; we'll respond as soon as we can.

P.P.S. Thanks for joining us! We appreciate it!
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