TheOfficialHobiWater

I just saw nudes by mistake didn't mean to can pls wash away this sin

YOU CANT BE THE OFFICAL HOBI WATER AND HAVE SUCH AN UNHOLY PFP, IT SHUD BE ILLEGALL

Dear Hobiwater  ,
          
                         I went to Namjesus account and confessed my all sins and I know I can't reduce them but please can you gimme some hobi water . I will try to spray hobi water at my sins so they will vanish . Please ( ･ั﹏･ั) . 
          
                     From - The unholy child who needs Hobiwater 

Forgive me I looked at a meme of Gordon Ramsy (idk how u spell his name) put his hand in squidwards but ;(

I laughed at a BTS meme please forgive me, I had no choice my funny bone and brain had dual double barrel shotguns at my head you have to believe me. Please Hobi Water I wont do it again I promise I promise to tell a teacher, parent, guardian or trusted adult I mean it from the bottom of my heart... 
          
          Just dont let me go and fade away to the yellow side I feel its banana-ness radiating onto my thick green onion like skin please just please im scared for what I might become. "I wasnt born to impress you" will never be funny again I promise ill delete the 20 bts memes off my camera roll.. Just please clear my name and let me live a life in my swamp, I beg of you I need mercy I need to be blessed.
          
          Im also dying of thirst so pretty please with a cherry and batman figure on top give me a sip of that good good Hobi Water. But please please please please forgive me of my sins. Think about the children!

Praise my peach

If there is any suggestions for books that should be added into the "Books Needing Holy Water" please feel free to leave them in the comments! Thank you my followers, I hope you get as much holy hobi water as you need 

Thank you all for adding my handle in thirsty comments (who doesn't need holy water at this point)! I really appreciate those who have not only followed this profile but.. have given lots of books to look at  (Sorry for the announcement, but I'm very grateful)