Soo....

I'm horrible at these things. Who agrees with me that writing about yourself is overrated?

Okay, let me try, anyway...*deeps breath*
Ahem.

Hi, I'm - 

Alright, now that's too cliché. *rolls eyes at self* Let me try that again.

Heya! Nice to meet - 

*groans* Who knew this was so hard? Last shot, and pffftt to cliché-ness. Whatever. Go find someone else to taunt, Cliché-ness. And yes, as of 2012, that is now officially word. xP

So. Let's say my name is Samantha, but preferably Sam. I'm 16 years old, and supposedly have the most ironic last name ever, haha...(*hint* pen name *cough* xP)
Yeah.

I'm Christ-follower, but I don't bite. :D I have respect for others, peoples...stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason - they aren't always correct, haha! Who said blondes were "dumb"? I don't!

I love writing and reading (REALLY now :P), and music...I'm also a Grammar Freak, so if I read your story, there is a VERY HIGH chance I will leave a comment on your grammar if isn't what it COULD be...and NO OFFENSE, either...I'm just like that, hehe...

AND a warning: I can write crazy-long comments at times...xP Just thought I'd put that out there, hehe. Do know that usually when I write a super-long critique, it's because I see POTENTIAL in your story and want to help you reach that. It's not because I think you suck; it's because I see something worth saving in your story. xD But if it's short, it could very well be that I can't see anything to improve because you've done such a great job, too, so please don't get offended either way. Plus, I talk too much in general, anyway.

An additional warning, too: clichés and I don't really mix well together. A little bit of it is guaranteed because life is like one big cliché, but if you overdose (*cough* clichéd romances *cough*) to the point of making me want to literally slap EVERY SINGLE character with a wet, slimy fish...yeah. We'll just stop there.

God bless!

Keep that quill moving! :D
-Sam