I am the great idjiotic one. I have the answers to life's stupidest questions like how do you spell cat and when you will die and who your soulmate is and if reversing the rotation of the earth would actually turn back time, if soulmates even exist, the meaning of love, why farts smell, the meaning of life. Stupid stuff like that. Send me such questions and I shall answer ye in parables, like an idjiotic old prophet with the knowledge of all the great earthworms and jellyfish.