To anyone who reads my nonsense: thank you, darling weirdo.
Alright, stuff you don't really want to know about me:
1. I write very long stories, I'm so sorry, they're the result of my lack of social life. I'll try to post an update once a month.
2. As much as I like to be social, I'm an anxious, socially awkward mess who's only brown hair away from being the mc of a borderline-abuse romance novel.
3. I played in a steel pan band for three solid years in my free time and my favourite pair of shoes are tie-dye sketchers. This gives more of an insight about me then most of the other things here.
4. I have weird ears.
And I hope you have a day that is more good then it is bad.
- A miserable little blue-green planet, the western spiral arm of the galaxy.
- JoinedApril 11, 2021
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