Hai! My name is...wait a second, STALKER!

I'm CDO. It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetic order.

I'm insane and I'm loving it.

✔️ Totally obsessed with a bunch of non-existent characters right now. If they all existed I'd date them all and not care that I was cheating.

Oh, this is a very lame name.

I tend to get distracted a ton...FLYING SQUIRRELS ARE, LIKE, SO COOL.

I bet you didn't know I have so much awesomeness, I had to buy Jupiter and hollow it out to store it all.

I like muffins. As long as they don't have meat, because I'm vegetarian.

Just because I'm vegetarian doesn't mean I can't eat animal crackers. In fact, I love biting the heads off first.

Very fun is talking inverse. Try it sometime you should.

Snowmen-shaped cookies are allergic to oven heat and will swell up excessively.

I don't like potatoes, which is all the more reason to throw one at you.

Never go in your backyard when you see deer or other animals. Espcially not barefoot.

If the door is closed, don't run into it. If you're at the top of the steps, don't wear slippery socks. If there's nothing on the ground, don't trip. If there's nothing in your mouth, don't choke. If you think doing something will get you injured, don't do it.

 #StopSummersberry

If the book is fantasy, there's a 99.9% chance I will read it in one day.

Alice In Another Land - Adventure #158 as of 1.30.14.
Short Stories Collection - Short Story #677 as of 2.2.14. 
Grammar Tips - Other #521 as of 2.14.14.

If you've read this, post a crazy fact on my message board. 

@Fluffynarwhales is my joint account with my friend @WhoWantsToKnow. Follow them both, please!