Coffee is the main source of my godlike powers besides the souls of my enemies.
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The Fantastically Inaccurate Delusions of Dying by TimeTraveling_ferret
The Fantastically Inaccurate Delus...
Dying is a part of life, just like laughing, coughing, and loving. It's inescapable and blunt. It's drenching...