I have seen beyond the mortal veil, I have gone swimming in the hot spring that is a tear in reality. I have awoken from the comatose state of ignorance only to find my surroundings worse than is, and should be, imaginable. I have peeked around the corner in the hallway of dreams and seen the horrors that hide behind others, forever lurking in the eternal shadows.

I'm watching Family Guy while writing this which says a lot about society.