Hello, my name is John Thomas Jones Carter. I am a white male and I love to make friends with other white males. I am a strong supporter of Donald Trump, let's make America great again! 

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, and I work at Burger King. I have an IQ of -2, and will believe almost anything you tell me.

I agree with Donald Trump that we need to build a wall. Our country is being ruined and it's totally the immigrants' fault. Nope, it's not our fault AT ALL. I also agree that global warming was invented by the Chinese, I mean, he said it on TV so it must be true, right? And it's not like we can feel it getting hotter.

Hope you like my profile!

P.S. This is a side account of @trump_dumpers

We do not support Trump at all, in fact, we hate him. We created this account for the sole purpose of making fun of the stereotypical Trump supporter.
  • Worshiping a crusty, orange Republican
  • JoinedMay 12, 2016

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