Ok, I'm gonna lay everything down here
If anyone, follower or not, wants to be friends or possibly something more if you so wish, I'm more than comfortable with doing so at any instances. Though I will not hesitate to be brutally honest and objective about the matter at any point. Being straightforward and on the same page is what anyone wants, so if me existing ticks you off for how nonchalant I come off with topics, then I hate to say it wouldn't work out even if we hit it off
If talking about sex, the idea of innuendos, calling each other by a nickname, a ship that people wouldn't normally have, etc. makes you uncomfortable when I have clearly stated here that it's completely fine, then you have your priorities in the wrong order. Being petty and starting unnecessary drama, personal or not, is not the way to solve problems, talking is the way to do things.
I have had enough of people making a fool of me and how I am as a person. I still see you as people, so why can't we get along if what we talk about is limited to small talk? No blocking, no disrespect, just straight talk and communication. Who knows, we might just be the one for each other.
So please, for everything one and everyone else might stand for, give me a chance to just be myself and interact with you. To at least be friendly is an easy task, but to broaden our horizons and being open-minded about new and taboo things is a gift that I think few people can possess.
To anyone who read through this, thank you for listening to my ranting, and I hope we can get along with each other better than most. I'll still hold sympathy for those who don't read, cause it is just another potential person to interact with