Hey losers im back from the dead with some garbage stories. Please read them or I will find your house and take a shit on your windowsill.

Basically I'm now refusing to take myself so seriously anymore, so my stories are all goofy now and its helping me rediscover my love for writing. So none of this stuff is serious, and I'm just having a lot more fun with it now. They/them because i am 25 rats in a trenchcoat